unhinged.company

A home for pet projects. One page per random idea.

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Scripture, rearranged

The Themed Canon

All 31,102 verses of the Bible arranged by theme in eleven movements, from creation to consummation.

The breakfast edition

World News

Headlines from every hemisphere, refreshed daily. When two worlds cover one story, you get both versions.

Home canning, checked

SealCheck

Screens home-canning recipes against USDA/NCHFP tested processes, with altitude calculators, a growing recipe library, and a pantry. It won't certify safety — but it will catch what isn't tested.

Subtext, decoded

Girl Translator

Paste what she said and find out what she meant — an all-caps alarm, a danger rating, then the sincere version. Works on your wife and on that email from your boss.